sidras-tak:

here are some things I just heard:

• a door slamming
• someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”
• the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway
• someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

fandomisreality:

In other news, “’Fraid I’ve got the malaria” is my new favorite sentence. I shall be using it in conversation from now on.

fludogenerator:

stripperwriter

pokemon-personalities:

u know what’s really fun and in style right now? making others feel loved and valued

bongcop:

a happy ending! 

qothqueen:

*organizes life at 3am*

idrathergoforgirls:

y’all make sure you date someone that cares about your mental health pls